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 Kid Candid, Dad Fat
Posted Tuesday, July 25 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
NEWSLINE -- HOUSE -- In a surprise move this week, known household preschooler Brendan Alexander shocked his critics by announcing to and of his own father, “Dad, you’re fat.” |
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 Reporters Return from 'Hiatus Don't-Hate-Us'
Posted Monday, July 24 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Although it hadn't been announced, our newly formed three-man labor union -- formed just for the sake of taking this one action -- took a much needed, though previously unannounced in-house vacation (then promptly disbanded since none of us were willing to pay the needed union dues). Our vacation was needed and welcome and is now in the past. |
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 Parenting Publication Accused of Improper Car Seat Use
Posted Wednesday, July 12 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Noted parenting humor publication Perplexing Times ran an article last week in which a child was shown to have fallen asleep in his child car-safety seat. It was subsequently brought to our attention that this article pointed out serious safety deficiencies in the way in which the safety seat was being employed. And we felt it would be irresponsible of us not to bring those deficiencies to the attention of parents the world over. |
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 Mostly Sure Boss Overslept Staff Meeting
Posted Tuesday, July 11 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
As any loyal reader of this publication must know, we take our job of publishing all of and only the best and most broken of all breaking news items, so when a staff meeting is announced, you can be sure we all take it very seriously and do our best to attend no matter what it takes. |
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 Visit San Francisco with Kids
Posted Monday, July 10 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
We’ve run quite a number of travel articles on Perplexing Times so far, spanning hundreds of topics across the world. It should come as little surprise then that our latest trip to San Francisco has spawned just such another summary piece, such as this one, the one you’re now about to read. |
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 Window Sill Allegedly 'No Place to Stand'
Posted Sunday, July 09 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I don't know much about the law, I'm no lawyer. I also don't know much about rules, since I'm no ruler. What I do know is that without any warning or understanding, there are things that I do throughout my random day that land me in hot water with no conceivable grounds. It's strange, but apparently, climbing up onto the window sill is one of the things I'm not allowed to do. |
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 Aquarium Beaver Oversized, Eager
Posted Saturday, July 08 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
We took a quick trip to the Seattle Aquarium recently for a birthday party where we got to enjoy cake, tons of pretty fishies and the hugest beaver I've ever seen. It was amusing, affable, a little bit intimidating, and perfectly eager. If you've never been to a party with a 6-foot beaver, I'd argue you've never partied. |
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