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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Autistic Child Overcomes Fear of Being Picked Up
Posted Wednesday, November 01 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
I don't know if you had a chance to read and review our Paternal Fitness Plan article, but it was a fluff piece about the fantastic fun had by all upon wrasslin' and climing all over the most ambitious second-cousin of ours, Steve. The fun we had was plenty remarkable, but more remarkable still was the fact that Patrick participated in the festive festivities, especially considering his general fear of such things. |
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 Woodland Park Zoo's 'Pumpkin Prowl' a Tricky Treat
Posted Tuesday, October 31 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
This weekend we attended the annual, fun-festivitous Pumpkin Prowl at Seattle's Woodland Park Zoo. We went in 2004, but as I have no recollection of the event, we figured it was time to go back and, as it turns out, we were right. They had every kind of fun we could have wanted, a few more we didn't expect, and a couple that pushed us to be courageous. |
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 Paternal Fitness Plan 'Be Monster for Me' Panned by Father
Posted Monday, October 30 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Of all the fitness plans I've proposed to my very own, notably chubby father, there hasn't been any that he's ever taken me up on. My latest favorite is a workout plan called "be monster for me" by which he can expend tremendous energy while chasing me on hands and bended, suffering knees; but, even still, he isn't too interested. |
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 Costume Special Part-10 – Super Booby Heroes
Posted Friday, October 27 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
In this, our final installment of this year's Halloween costume special report series, I'll cover the real, actual and final costumes we've chosen from among the many options available on the market. There are so many great choices out there, but for us, based in no small part on the movies we watched this year, we chose to be superheroes. And not just any kind of superheroes, but superheroes with boobies! |
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 New Playground Gets Six Thumbs Up
Posted Thursday, October 26 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
This review is terribly out-of-date, but we've had so many other pressing concerns over the 6-months since the pictures were taken that we had to address them first. Now, with a lull in our calendar and a renewed passion for parks now too dank to enjoy, our interest has been renewed. |
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 Costume Special Part-9 – Double-Blind Pirate
Posted Wednesday, October 25 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
The latest in our winding-down series of special reports on the season's hottest Halloween costumes comes to you today, live on the scene, from our very own news reporting offices of journalistic journalism. Not only is it one of our last reports, but the Double-Blind Pirate costume is also one of the last you would ever want for yourself or those you love. |
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 Kiddo-Gate Defeated, Parents Unimpressed
Posted Tuesday, October 24 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Scientists, technologists and centuries of inventors have conspired against the abilities of me and my brethren to restrict our movement, keep us out of places they consider sensitive and otherwise hold us down in "the man" damnable ways. Our own research has recently found a method to circumvent one such technology and we have crashed the literal gate; freedom is ours. |
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