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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Wiggling Brother Invents New 'The Robot' Dance
Posted Monday, December 04 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
My home has been the site of more innovation than I could ever be troubled to reconsider more than a time or two. It's been everything from the inception of curiosity to the creation of climbing, and that's to say nothing of the fact that me and my brothers invented Mama-Lady lactation, at least inasmuch as it pertains to our family. |
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 NW Puppet Center Presents: Babar & Father Christmas
Posted Sunday, December 03 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
As the school year winds on and the cold Christmas season heats up, it was time for us to check out the puppet center once again, and see what we could see to get us in the holiday spirit as only can be done by puppetry. |
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 I Know My Name is Brendan
Posted Friday, December 01 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
"Dear God, are you there, it's me," I've asked for so many years now. Sadly, until recently, I couldn't say who it was that was this "me" person, whether Margaret or otherwise, but now I've come to know better. When I pray to God, whether for impossible peace of world or improbably pieces of pie, I now know to tell God that it's me, Brendan. |
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 Week-Plus Absence Blamed on Weak-Plus Sickness
Posted Thursday, November 30 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
Noted local columnists, me and my brothers, have had gaggles of geeseseses of excuses for absences in the past, distant past, and there inbetwixtidly, but this month's excuse trumps them all like a combover most gorgeous. We were sick and so were all of our staffers. |
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 Perplexing Times Forces Google to Rethink Algorithms
Posted Wednesday, November 15 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
If you've ever heard of the internet, it's about as likely that you've heard of this so-called "Google" thing, frequently used by surfers of the web to find this, that, the other thing, and even more than that still. Last month we issued an article lavishing savage praise upon this megabiggo-site, and not much sooner than we did that; they rethought our rankings and put us in the cellar. |
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 Farewell to Halloween Decorations
Posted Sunday, November 12 @ 05:00:00 PST by Brendan
As hard as we try to live in our moments, the seasons keep passing us by as if the clock and calendar are unavoidably advancing. I'm sure there's got to be a way of stopping them officially, but so far we haven't had any success in trying to slow it down. With November now in full swing, we bid a fond farewell to our beloved Halloween decorations. |
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 Study Finds Kids Kiss Darnedest Things
Posted Wednesday, November 08 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
In a 7-year, ongoing study, it has been determined that children are willing, and often seemingly interested, in kissing the widest assortment of otherwise undesirable things. Though some are understandable, such as family members, others range from putty to crackers to even the unlikely sort of things as human feet. |
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