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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Dinosaur-Filled-Moon Theory Rejected
Posted Friday, March 02 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
There is a prominent theory in regards to the moon, its contents, and what they will surely soon be doing that I recently decided has always been put forward, that is just now facing harsh criticism. The theory pertains to our Earth's moon, what's inside it, and what will happen, but critics aren't buying it, at least not yet. |
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 Volvo XC-90 Makes Us Feel Safe, Cool, Despite New Jersey Plates
Posted Thursday, March 01 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
This week we had an opportunity to review the 2007 Volvo XC90,, the crossover SUV for the hippest of modern soccer moms and dads. It's an interesting car, and it makes us feel uncommonly safe, even though the car itself has New Jersey license plates. |
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 Ninjas Cool, Terrifying, Terrific, Even in TP-Tubes
Posted Wednesday, February 28 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
The Oriental Trading Company is a really exceptional merchant. They do a fair enough business online, but their catalog is great, their prices are greater and their offering is the greatest. They won't even talk to us, but we still love them, but more than loving them, we love their ninjas. |
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 Airing You're Dirty Laundry [Sic and Sick]
Posted Tuesday, February 27 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
I know what you're thinking already, and not because I'm psychic. You're thinking it should be "airing your dirty laundry, but I don't mean yours, I mean "you are dirty laundry." We got a new laundry hamper, and it's great because it's a frog, but my boss thinks it's a carnivorous frog that just wants to eat him. |
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 Crest Theater Offers Awesome 2nd Run Film Experience
Posted Monday, February 26 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
My aged, dusty, wrinkled, balding, wickedly old Daddy-Man once told us a story about a "dollar theater" in the town of his rearing. He said it was great because the movies were good, the theater was okay, and the price was unbeatable. What if I told you such places still exist, only they're better now than ever before? |
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 Have You Seen This (Non-)Missing (Quasi-)Child?
Posted Friday, February 23 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I've recently decided that I've always been concerned with the unimaginable prospect of my own future disappearance, and I've wondered like a mad-man – I've also just decided – what would ever happen in such a case, and how it is that grown-up types would manage to find me. I haven't just wondered it, I've taken steps to insure that if it does happen, something good will happen next. |
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 Sunday School Riddled with Me-Sized Dudes
Posted Thursday, February 22 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I've counted just about all of it, in terms of experience, but this whole "Sunday School" experience is nigh about "way the heck" too much for me to handle and/or compete there with and to the without... Seriously, where're these kids the hell from? |
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