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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Kindness of Strangers Warms Hearts, Fills Tummies
Posted Thursday, April 19 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
We took something of a hiatus around the office, with us and the parental sorts of the staff focusing on a couple side projects instead, and the rest has been great. We've laughed, we've played, and we've even gone to school. But something happened Friday that really made our good day great. |
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 Jesus Crackers This Thing is Cool
Posted Wednesday, April 18 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I know cool from cool and kid words from grownup words, so when I see something double-cool and feel singly inclined to use fully grownup words to declare it, I think it through, weigh my options and only cry out the things that are age appropriate. This stinky plastic blinky ball isn't just awesome, it's something more than that, and Jesus crackers, it's amazing. |
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 Spider-Batman, Knight-Dog Fight Good Fight
Posted Tuesday, April 17 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
There are sometimes people in this world, and sometimes, those people feel called to become heroes. Perhaps it's their calling or circumstance that makes them rise to the occasion, or perhaps it's something different still, but they appear and evil doers are thwarted. This is no such time, because these heroes were found and dressed by me, making me the true hero indeed. |
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 Google Knows Best, I Love My Dad
Posted Monday, April 16 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
First of all, I should say my parents know me best, with my Buzz Lightyear a close second, my brothers a reasonable third, my teachers a close fourth, and my classmates a distant but commendable fifth behind them. Still, when it comes to me calling my dad an idiot in a fit of rage, it seems ol' Google knows me best. |
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 Contemporary Food Etiquette Impossible
Posted Friday, April 13 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
There are those who look back longingly to Elizabethan times when men were decent, women were proper, and only poor hygiene and vermin ran more rampant than the already widespread afflictions of cholera, plague and the ubiquitous poverty of the times. |
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 Chrysler Aspen a Big Great Car, Not a Great Big Car
Posted Thursday, April 12 @ 23:00:00 PDT by Brendan
We're asked from time to time to perform a review of an exciting automobile that may be of interest to parents. We've covered the Ford Explorer and the Volvo XC90, and today we're talking about the Chrysler Aspen. In short, it's a big, great car, though not a great big car. |
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 Robot Decimates Neighborhood Home
Posted Wednesday, April 11 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Dominic
It was an otherwise quiet Monday morning when the rumble roused me out of bed. We saw "no parking" signs just the night before, but what woke us up was beyond belief. The elderly neighbor-folk sold their enfancified home, polished and painted to at least eight of the nines, but once the new buyer took possession, the robot came in and nothing would ever be the same. |
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