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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Please Stop Asking If I'm A Girl
Posted Friday, July 25 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I have heard this question too many times and I'm getting a little bit sick of it. I've pretended not to hear it, go on chewing on my toys or pretending to sleep, but I just can't do it any more. I am a boy. |
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 Relieved 'Both Teeth' Finally In
Posted Wednesday, July 23 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Brendan
What a nightmare! My gums were so soft and supple. Fit my every need. I could eat, chew, you name it. Then my gums just started hurting like hell. What's that all about? |
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 Drinking Myself to Sleep 'Not a Problem'
Posted Tuesday, July 22 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Some have expressed concern about my drinking. It is embarrassing at times, I'll admit, to have the bottle with me wherever I go sure, but there are many more signs of a drinking problem one must consider. |
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 Vocabulary Expands (Almost) Immeasurably
Posted Monday, July 21 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
So it wasn't the first time I'd said it, but it was the first time they were sure of it. I'd said it, they repeated it, and I said it again. We continued that little trend for a while, so they would know I wasn't just making noise. What can I say, I was in a playful mood. |
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 Zoo Ruse Transparent
Posted Saturday, July 19 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As everyone knows perfectly well, the zoo is a place for families to celebrate the captivity of many once-proud creatures of the wild. I, however, am not buying it. |
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 I Am Not a Stuffed Animal
Posted Friday, July 18 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
It has come to my attention that once again I must point out, contrary to popular belief, that I am most certainly NOT a stuffed animal. |
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 Older Chicks Have Hypnotizing Mammaries
Posted Wednesday, July 16 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
It’s true. I may have mentioned before that girls my age do nothing for me, but now it comes to greater light. Thems mammaries is just hypnotizing! Just the other day I was hanging out with this lady friend, (friend of the family really) and I just could not help myself! |
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