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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 I May Be Small Boy; Airplane
Posted Wednesday, August 06 @ 09:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'm no longer confused in my life the way I have been in the past. I now have direction in a way I never have before. So instead of wandering through life, listless and unsure, I can now move forward. |
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 Ring of Neck Thieves Strikes the Pacific NW
Posted Tuesday, August 05 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Lynnwood WA, USA - Early Tuesday morning a crime of unmentionable magnitude was committed. The perpetrator, who remains at large, did make away with my neck. Though I am unsure of the last time I was in possession of my neck, I am reasonably confident it did exist. |
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 Paparazzi Getting Tiresome
Posted Monday, August 04 @ 06:00:00 PDT by Brendan
For a large part of my life now, I have been more famous than anyone I know and I do know a few*. Yes, that much I can accept. My career in journalism has spanned more of my life than I can realistically recall, and I have to say, days like today can be too much to deal with. |
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 Review: Mock Quadriplegia vs. Crawling
Posted Saturday, August 02 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Brendan
No one told me how much stuff there is just beyond my reach when I lay there on the floor. Oh, how much I've already missed in life which I may never see again. But fret not, I've much chaos yet to cause. |
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 Warming Trend Doubles Earth's Temperature
Posted Friday, August 01 @ 08:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Over the course of my life, I've watched some pretty serious and alarming changes in our environment. Back when I was a kid, like in late December to early January, temperatures averaged around 45 degrees. But just a couple days ago, temperatures broke the 90 degree mark, and it's been in the 80s for DAYS now. |
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 'Sitting Up' Easier Than Ever
Posted Thursday, July 31 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Man, there was a time when this absurd head of mine was just about too much to bear. When I was younger it needed support, and I ain't joking. Once I recovered from that (though I guess semantically it would be "covered" from that?) I still had a hard time controlling the thing. Like a hang glider in high winds, you know? |
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 Review: Seafood Kinda Rubbery
Posted Saturday, July 26 @ 08:00:00 PDT by Brendan
While granted, my diet has been somewhat limited thus far, much of my desire to branch out has been limited by experiences like this recent one I had. |
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