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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Review: My Fingers vs. Your Fingers
Posted Sunday, August 31 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Let's talk chew toys for a minute. There are so many on the market and there's something to be said for tradition, though I'm not going to go into a lengthy discussion right now about all the virtues of natural products compared to synthetic. That's a big debate on its own. Let's just talk instead about the oldest and best of all chew toys: fingers. |
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 Force Field Protects Local Homes
Posted Saturday, August 30 @ 07:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Technology is making huge strides every day. Yes folks even today. For as we speak local homes around this great earth of ours are now under the protection of invisible force fields. |
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 Mouth Popping Craft Mastered
Posted Friday, August 29 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
First, let me flex my modesty by saying that I didn't write the headline. I've learned to make popping noises, true, but I'm by no means a master. The headline was written by my assistant, and you know how full-sized people have a penchant for the dramatic. |
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 I Know I'm God's Gift to Women, But Is the Bag Necessary?
Posted Thursday, August 28 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I've said before I'm a fan of the ladies, and wherever I go, ladies are a fan of mine. Critics argue it's because all eighthlings are inherently cute, others say it's because they may want a journalist of their own, while still others sarcastically suggest it's due to my wild and outrageous fame. Incidentally, the sarcasm is not appreciated, but that's hardly my point. |
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 Review: Family Walking Tutors Quite Good
Posted Wednesday, August 27 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
In an effort to bring you the most balanced news possible I often do things that do not interest me. Walking is no exception. I've been pretty happy with my crawl so far. It gets me where I'm going for sure, good exercise and plenty efficient for my needs. |
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 Plastic Muncher Gets Free Will
Posted Tuesday, August 26 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Free will is hard to express without mobility. As you know I went through a very traumatic experience at the hospital last December that left me frail and weak for many months. Now that I'm mobile I'm free to do as I please. |
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 Media Trend; Strap-On Journalism
Posted Monday, August 25 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
TV's trend is reality programming, radio likes shock and now print journalism has it's newest trend as well, the Strap-On Journalist. |
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