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 Crisis Ensues, (Not 'Just Tired'!)
Posted Wednesday, September 24 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
So last night I was busy getting on all kinds of floor crawl when something really awful happened. No, I can't recall what it was; but that's not the point now is it? |
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 Look Who's Talking Fo' Real, Lynnwood not Hollywood
Posted Tuesday, September 23 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Yeah okay, I babble. Yes, I make noises. That's not the point. What the point is, is: I'm also talking. Yes, you heard me, talking. |
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 Roll Out WHAT Barrel?
Posted Monday, September 22 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
So I'm at this party, and we're all getting ready to have an alleged barrel of fun. I mean, why not, the gang's all here? |
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 Newest Facial Treatment: Carrot Cake
Posted Saturday, September 20 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
You've heard me say before that skin lotion is a total scam and, by my experience, I stand by that. That doesn't mean I'm unwilling to try something new. After all, with all the rage(s) in skin products, there must be something that really works. My search, it seems, is over. |
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 I Fear I'm Becoming a Pirate
Posted Friday, September 19 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As we get older, we all experience change. Some subtle, others monumental. Yeah, I'm bigger. Yep, stronger too, but now my hair is turning red? |
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 Intestinal Connect Four Unwise, Unrecommended
Posted Thursday, September 18 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I know how the game of Connect Four is played. You drop in checker after checker at random hoping that they will somehow form a line of four consecutive matching pieces. |
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 White Haired Lady Stop Licking Me
Posted Wednesday, September 17 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Went to the park the other day for a pretty standard writing session and photo shoot (I do my best thinking outdoors) when I was summarily accosted by a poofy white-haired old lady. |
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