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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 HR Clears New Reporter for Hire
Posted Thursday, December 11 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Via videoconference, Baby-X was officially hired this week. Hiring was approved by our Perplexing human resource department and I personally extended the official offer. |
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 News Staff Under 24-Hour Watch
Posted Wednesday, December 10 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
If you've ever owned a business you know the problems that come with trying to keep an honest crew. Between laziness, theft and insubordination I just can't tell you how much work it is having people do the work for me. |
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 Don't Call Me an Onion
Posted Tuesday, December 09 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
I heard just about the strangest thing the other day. It was on a livejournal entry and it was about me. It said something about how I thought I was an Onion. How simply confounding! |
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 This Mop Too Much, I Can No Fix
Posted Monday, December 08 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
I will try to make beautiful, but there be no guarantee. So much work, so much to do. I am good at my craft, yes, but I am no magician. |
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 Absolutely No Help Around the House
Posted Sunday, December 07 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Since I can't offer any help around the house whatsoever, could I perhaps offer some hinder? I'd love to do whatever I can to be involved, and running interference may just be my forte. |
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 McDonalds Introduces the 'French Fry'
Posted Saturday, December 06 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Light meat, dark meat, and even mystery meat, special sauce, no extra charge; McDonalds, long famous for their cutting edge décor and stunning Playlands has outdone themselves with their newest menu item, the French fry. |
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 Receding Gums Pointedly Ouchy
Posted Friday, December 05 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Back in the blissful ignorance of my fading youth I lived free of care and free of pain. I was constantly confused, though it seemed normal at the time. I didn't worry about everyday trivialities like receding hair and receding gums. |
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