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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Who Made Me the Merry Taxman?
Posted Wednesday, December 24 @ 21:00:00 PST by Brendan
What a sweet scam I've pulled. I'm not sure how I did it, but it seems some way, some how, some who, I've been appointed the holly jolly holiday gift skimmer. |
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 Uh Huh, Present. Why'm I Wearing Antlers?
Posted Wednesday, December 24 @ 16:00:00 PST by Brendan
Huh, yeah, thanks, something wrapped in paper for me. Um, why the heck am I wearing antlers here? I'm not a reindeer and I don't know anyone with a sleigh, so what on peaceful earth is the deal? |
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 Mom & Dad Cheap; Got Each Other Me
Posted Wednesday, December 24 @ 09:00:00 PST by Brendan
I don't know what to make of this. While I'm told this is supposed to be a season of giving, I've got two people I'm supposed to be looking up to totally cheaping out on each other. |
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 Christmas Cheer Written All Across My Face
Posted Tuesday, December 23 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
You're looking at me funny, so what gives? Yeah, it's a joyous time of year, I'm wishing my brother-man this season's joys and greetings… so what's your deal? You don't have "stupid" written across your face, so why are you staring? |
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 B Lighting Ceremony Truly Electrifying
Posted Monday, December 22 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Yesterday evening at the center of my known universe the officials held a B lighting ceremony. How exciting, to be alit my own self. |
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 The Dark Ages Are Today
Posted Sunday, December 21 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
For a long time I thought it might just be me. But now, more than ever, I'm convinced that the days of light are gone. Even the daytime itself may be gone. It seems to me from here on out we're committed to the dark. |
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 Modern MaJello Goes Under Cupboard
Posted Friday, December 19 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Like MaJello, I'm an explorer, no two ways about it. I love to discover new places where I can go and spots where I can fit. Whether it's wiggling under chairs or digging through closets, it just gives me a full-sized thrill. Yes, I'm an exploration pioneer, but don't tell anyone, because as you can see, I'm under cupboard. |
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