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 On the First Day of Birthday the Waitress Gave to Me
Posted Tuesday, December 30 @ 20:00:00 PST by Brendan
Well, rumor has it some "birthday" event has come around for me. I'm not sure what it's all about since I'm pretty sure I was already born, like a year ago, but whatever. |
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 Health Clubs Cross-Sell Supplements, Candy
Posted Monday, December 29 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
It started with apparel and training and moved quickly to vitamins, supplements and tanning. The latest move by some health clubs to increase cross-selling has led to offering everything under the sun while you're sweating to the oldies. |
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 Eligible Bachelor Seeks Friendship, Maybe More
Posted Sunday, December 28 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Single white male, highly eligible, 96 dog months of age, seeks fun, intelligent girl with strong communication skills and pretty hair. |
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 Christmas in Review; from Huh to Wow
Posted Saturday, December 27 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
What an odd series of events this Christmas has been. Whomever devised this holiday really deserves a pat on the back and probably a hug. A Starbucks gift card at the very least. |
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 Prepping For Baby Brother; Wrassle Practice
Posted Friday, December 26 @ 06:00:00 PST by Brendan
The big people are cleaning and organizing and all around getting ready for the new arrival come spring. Family and friends are suggesting names and I'm getting ready for new brother too. |
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 Dinosaur Escapes Nursing Home, Terrorizes Children
Posted Thursday, December 25 @ 09:00:00 PST by Brendan
On the evening of December 24th one Kris Kringle was reported missing from his room at the Midvale Convalescent home in the 2400 block of W. Valley Rd. |
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 Christmas Hat Fails to Seal Season
Posted Thursday, December 25 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
This event has been growing for such a big part of my life now that once it's over I'm not sure what I'm going to have to look forward to. With that said, please tell me that hat is not as good as it gets. |
