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 Pantomime Made Easy Thanks to Glass
Posted Thursday, January 15 @ 17:00:00 PST by Brendan
One of the most revered, skilled, and respected professions in the history of man has just been given a tool by which even children can get their little feet in the door. The mime's newest friend, you see, is glass. |
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 Karaoke: Now That's a Mouthful
Posted Tuesday, January 13 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
Boy I tell you, modern technology really amazes me sometimes. Take Karaoke singing for example. Did you know they make machines that let you sing over someone else's song? |
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 One Step for Small Man, a Giant Sigh for Parentkind
Posted Monday, January 12 @ 08:00:00 PST by Brendan
This just in: Over the past weeks researchers have been trying to take standing to the next level, the next "step" if you will. Much like in those hysterical posters about evolution, I've taken my knuckles off the ground. |
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 I Claim This New Land; Dubbed Brendania
Posted Sunday, January 11 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
True to the tradition of great explorers, I have found a new land inhabited by strange people. As the first to proclaim discovery, I claim this "Seattle" for my own. |
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 Mini Gas Station Much Too Small
Posted Saturday, January 10 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I'm looking at it and I'm thinking about it and I'm really trying to make sense of it. It's a gas station, I got that much, but tell me again how cars are supposed to fill up there? |
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 Brother Got No Game, Can't Have Mine
Posted Friday, January 09 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Come on brother, who do you think you are? There's a crush or two floating around here, but it's time to get realistic. This girl digs me, baby, not you. |
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 Party Hat Makers Attempt Kid-Head Severage
Posted Thursday, January 08 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Beware and be cautious. There is a new menace on the loose. Who is this menace? Oh come on, like you even have to ask, it's those punk clowns making birthday hats. |
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