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More Perplexing Articles . . .
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 Zoo Commute a Bear Literally, Metaphorically
Posted Friday, March 05 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
When I signed up to go the zoo they told me it was "a ways out." When they said something about a "real bear," I assumed they meant a literal one, not just the metaphorical type. |
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 Plasti-Monkey Thrills Amusement Seekers
Posted Thursday, March 04 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
For decades amusement park goers were subjected to the dull, humdrum entertainment of bland attractions like Six Flags, Universal Studios, Euro-Disney and cable television. Technology has really outdone itself this time as my friend the plasti-monkey can attest. |
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 Running Man Interpretation Steals Dance Floor
Posted Wednesday, March 03 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
I thought this sort of thing only happened in movies, you know, where you break out your most wicked moves and people clear a circle and just watch you go; but I was wrong, delighted, and spectacular. |
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 Tepid Fusion Still Buggy
Posted Tuesday, March 02 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Ever since scientists discovered how to create fusion in a controlled environment they've been searching for a way to do it in an uncontrolled environment as well as ratchet the heat levels down a bit. Sadly, we aren't quite there yet. |
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 Brendan Alexander, International Man of Mischief
Posted Monday, March 01 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
If you're anything like me, which I'm pretty sure you are not, you are a man of mischief. Daring, unpredictable, intriguing, and dashingly handsome. For mischief-makers ready to take it to the next level, this one goes out to you. |
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 Making Time to Stop and Eat the Roses
Posted Sunday, February 29 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Life can be hectic and mine is no exception. From busy deadlines to my private lessons there is so much I have to get done in the day and sometimes there doesn't seem to be enough hours for all of it, but still I make time to stop and eat the roses. |
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 Can Follow Simple Commands, Doesn't Mean I Will
Posted Saturday, February 28 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
There comes a time in every man's life when he can finally understand the orders he is given. I have reached that point, but bear in mind that understanding and obeying are two very different things. |
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