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 Call Me Jaundice... Billy-Rueben Jaundice
Posted Sunday, April 25 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Dominic
I'd just got settled down in my new house after Mom evicted me from my old place when we had a secret costume spy night. |
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 Rhinestone Cowboy Lacks Rhinestones, Cows
Posted Saturday, April 24 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Today, without any prior provocation, brother Patrick decided he was a cowboy of the highest sort and promptly paraded his horse throughout our home. His trek was violent and comical but his cowboy status remains in question. |
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 I am Kevin Spacey's Clone
Posted Friday, April 23 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Everybody has a favorite person they look like, even me. Ever since I was young -- well I guess I'm still young if you ask some people -- but I mean younger than I am now. Anyway, people tell me all the time I look like Kevin Spacey. |
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 Masked Thief Claims He's Easter Bunny
Posted Thursday, April 22 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Last night a man wearing a bunny mask was spotted in an area home attempting to steal candy and chocolate covered cookies claiming he was the Easter Bunny and that he had simply returned to reclaim his forgotten sweets. |
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 He IS Heavy, He's My Brother
Posted Wednesday, April 21 @ 04:00:00 PDT by Brendan
After many trips to the hospital Dominic Benjamin finally decided he was ready and at 7:51 on the morning of the 19th he arrived. |
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 Birth Announcement: Dominic Benjamin Edward, 7lbs 2ozs
Posted Wednesday, April 21 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Mr. Dominic was born April 19th, 2004 at 7:51 a.m. weighing in at 7 pounds 2 ounces, 19 inches in length, 13 1/2 inches around the head. He was welcomed by his family with two curiously jealous older brothers, Brendan and Patrick. |
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 Trout-Mouthed Toys Top Toddling Experience
Posted Tuesday, April 20 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As a playground-bound toddler I've seen toys from gravity-defying swings to the centrifugal madness of the (un)merry-go-round but little has yet captivated me quite like the native Northwest Stony Salmon. |
