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 July 4th: Loud, Pretty & Pretty Loud
Posted Monday, July 05 @ 12:00:00 PDT by Brendan
This wasn't my first Fourth of July celebration, but since the date only comes around maybe twice in a lifetime (as my lifetime will attest) I figured it was indeed something to write home about. |
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 Independence Weekend Ushers In Era of Sunscreen
Posted Sunday, July 04 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
The sun, that wicked orb with it's life-giving, life-taking rays of UV, IR and visible in betwixty. That same yellow bee that gives us beams of warmth and visibility brings a sting often left unchecked. I'm checked and I'm here to tell you how to check your skin before you wreck your skin. |
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 Cotton-Poly Blend Shrinks Too
Posted Saturday, July 03 @ 09:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I don't know if you guys know this, but I have a baby brother. I say baby but he's only my junior by 16-months. I know, tight spacing, huh? He's got these adorably itty clothes like my bears and dogs wear but, they're starting to shrink. |
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 Doorknobs in Hand, Concept Still Beyond Reach
Posted Friday, July 02 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
As of late I've enjoyed my first corporate response to an article I've written. It was exciting that the guys at Kwikset saw my article reprinted on Glossy News but, it was still a bit embarrassing. |
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 Brothers Bury Hatchet in Pile of Bears
Posted Thursday, July 01 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Unless you live under a rock you know what's been going on in the news lately. A certain unnamed novice reporter (it's Dominic) got caught plagiarizing one of my articles. Don't frown, we're better now. |
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 New Reporter Steals My Ideas, Thunder
Posted Wednesday, June 30 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Dominic Benjamin was brought aboard to report fresh, breaking news, but after yesterday's plagerism I realize he's nothing more than a cheap rerun of me. |
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 I'm No Stuffed Cuddly
Posted Tuesday, June 29 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Dominic
Okay, I know I'm still new around here but I have something to say about how you guys are treating me. I know I'm cute and cuddly, but that's no reason to treat me like a stuffed animal. |
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